![]() I’m waiting for someone to ask if the telly needs fixing and the bom chicka wah wah guitar music to kick in but no, the conversation goes on and on and on and I start to think that I’m in Bore-ville.Ĭouple break down, knock on nearby door for help, accidentally end up in the middle of a sexy swinging party. ‘Is there enough cereal for the week?’ ‘Do we need more bread?’ ‘What about milk?’. ![]() ![]() I start to eavesdrop on the conversation and it’s all a bit Sunday at Grandma’s… ‘They’re going to do some kind of bakery-based sex scene right here on the worktop!’ I think of Fanny Cradock and snigger. Soon enough, I’m shown into the kitchen and introduced to the ten-strong crew (who will remain nameless – another one of the prerequisites of my visit). The only thing that vaguely says ‘porno’ is the white drapes slowly dancing in the draft coming in from the courtyard – and that’s only because it reminds me of the soft core aesthetic: playful, airy and light. A house cat sleeps on a sofa, vases of flowers sit idyllically on a coffee table and the books on the shelves say ‘Sunday morning mass’ not ‘sex den’. Max Deeds on set for The Invitation (Picture: Joybear)Īs I enter the house everything is quiet. Two hours on the road (including a fascinating conversation on the merits of ‘soft’ cheeses) and we finally arrive at our secret destination and I’m allowed to remove the blindfold (joke). Needless to say I’m a bit on edge as I join Santos in Wimbledon and we make our way out of the city and into the wilds of Kent. All I was allowed to do was get in the car with Santos, head into the countryside and hope that I wasn’t going to be dragged into the bushes and murdered (‘This is what happens to perverts when they enquire about visiting porn sets, Gareth! Undo your fly!’). Joybear nil).įive, I wouldn’t be told where I was going. One, no wanking (okay, that was a rule I imposed on myself… I am not going through *that* Sunday School nightmare again). There was a week-long shoot coming up and he’d let me shadow him for a day as long as I adhered to some (strict) rules: To disable FN Lock, press the FN key, and the Caps Lock key at the same time again.Woman refuses to let boyfriend move in with her because five months is 'too soon' To enable FN Lock on the All in One Media Keyboard, press the FN key, and the Caps Lock key at the same time. Prints the file that is in the active window.Įnabling FN Lock on the All in One Media Keyboard Saves the file that is in the active window. Starts checking the spelling in the active document, if the document's program has a spelling checker. Sends the e-mail message that is in the active window. Replies to the e-mail message that is in the active window.įorwards the e-mail message that is in the active window. Opens a document in programs that support this command.Ĭloses the document or file that is in the active window. Opens the Help system (if any) for the active window.Ĭreates a new document in programs that support this command. You can reassign many of them using Microsoft Mouse and Keyboard Center. The following table specifies the default key assignments for the alternate command keys. When the F Lock light is On, standard functions work (F1, F2, and so on). When the F Lock light is Off, alternate functions work (Help, Undo, and so on). If your keyboard has an F Lock key, press it to toggle between the standard commands and alternate commands. You can press and hold Fn while pressing keyboard letters M, J, K, L, U, I, O, P, /,, and 0 to match the physical layout of a numeric keypad. You can also press and hold Fn while moving your finger up and down on the navigation pad to scroll within a document. On keyboards with an Fn key, hold down Fn and press the key to use the alternate commands. ![]() In some programs, the function of a standard command and an alternate command may be the same (for example, F1 typically displays Help for the active window, and on some keyboards, the alternate command for F1 is also Help). Alternate commands are labeled on top of the keys (such as Redo). Standard commands are labeled on the front of the keys (such as F3). ![]() This includes the top row of standard function keys (F1–F12). Keys with an Fn key or F Lock provide two sets of commands for many keys. ![]()
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